Interviewer(IV)
Me(Me)

IV: So you've partially moved to dA recently. Why is this?

Me: Well, I got tired of all the drama on SA, but I don't really like it here to be honest.

IV: Why?

Me: Well, for one thing, it's beyond boring. I came around all jazzed up like "OKAY NEW HOME I CAN DO THIS NEW START BOY I AM HUNGRY" and I started to wonder "Why did I leave in the first place?"

I looked at the colors and got my answer. I mean, at least SA has blue.

But besides that, I'm unpopular here and people barely know I exist.

IV: Well you've only just started, it'll all come later, don't you think?

Me: ((laughs)) Well, you see, if I were Bri or Day or somebody else who was less of an attention whore than me, that'd be all well and good. But I'm not, so it's not. I feel all unwanted when nobody pays attention to me, and why should they, I mean, I spend half my time complaining and the other have drawing lame pictures.

IV: So what's keeping you here then?

Me: Nothing really.

IV: So... Nothing's changed?

Me: Pretty much, yeah. I'll make a journal on SA soon about how I'm a liar and everybody will say "Yeah cool" and nothing will be any different.

IV: Well what the hell was all this for?

Me: I dunno, I'm just really fickle.

IV: I wish you were dead, sir.

Me: ((Point other way)) Line's over there.